100 Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends

100 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends

Looking for a good laugh? We’ve gathered the funniest jokes that are perfect for sharing with friends and family. These jokes are clean, suitable for both kids and adults. With 70 jokes to choose from, you’ll surely brighten someone’s day by catching them off guard with a hilarious punchline. We’ve got all kinds of jokes, including dad jokes, kiddos jokes, mom jokes, and even holiday jokes. Don’t forget to check out our April Fool’s jokes for next year!

Get ready for some punny humor that might make your eyes roll, but let’s be honest, who doesn’t smile at corny jokes? Some jokes are so funny they might leave you laughing till you cry, so brace yourself! With plenty of one-liners, you can easily remember and share them with others. Your kids can also retell these jokes to their friends, bringing laughter for years to come. So get ready to unleash the laughter and spread joy with these hilarious jokes!

But the key to telling jokes is all in the delivery and timing. If you share them with a smile and a bit of enthusiasm, they’re likely to be a hit with your friends. Enjoy the laughter and have fun!

Funny Jokes To Tell Your Friends Over Text

Here are the simple 20 jokes to crack your friend’s depression over text. 

1)What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

• They’re both Paris sites.

2) What do sea monsters eat?

• Fish and ships!

3) What did the ocean say to the shore?

• Nothing, it just waved.

4) When does a joke become a dad joke?

• When it’s apparent.

5) What did one snowman say to another?

• Wait, do you smell carrots?

6) What did summer say to spring?

• I’m going to fall!

7) What did one hat say to another?

• You wait here; I’ll go on ahead.

8) What did the hungry clock do?

• It went back 4 seconds.

9) What’s the tallest building in the world?

• A library, of course. It has so many stories!

10) Don’t take life too seriously.

Remember, you will never get out of it alive!

11) I always take life with a grain of salt.  And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila!

12) I know they say that money talks… …But all mine says is “Goodbye!”

13) I tried to catch fog the other day.  But I mist.

14) Let’s start telling people their brain is an app.

• Maybe then they’ll want to use it!

15) I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

• It’s literally impossible to put down!

16) What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

• Thesaurus.

17) Why can’t you trust a burrito?

• They tend to spill the beans.

18) What’s a plant’s favorite drink?

• Root beer!

19) I threw a boomerang a few years ago… …And now I live in constant fear.

20) I used to have a handle on life… …But then it broke.

Funny Jokes to Text Your Crush

Here are the top 20 funny jokes that you can share with your Crush. 

1) Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

• Because they make up everything!

2) What do you call fake spaghetti?

• An impasta!

3) Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field!

4) Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

• Because some relationships don’t work out!

5) Why did the tomato turn red?

• Because it saw the salad dressing!

6) Why did the bicycle fall over?

• Because it was two-tired!

7) Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

• They don’t have the guts!

8) What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

• An abdominal snowman!

9) How do you organize a space party?

• You planet!

10) Why don’t scientists trust stairs?

• Because they’re always up to something!

11) The past, present, and future walk into a bar.It got a little tense.

12)  I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

13) What month is the shortest of the year?

• May, it only has three letters.

14) What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say?

• Wheeeee!

15) I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

16) What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

• A pouch potato.

17) Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

18) Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

• Because every play has a cast.

19) What does a pig put on dry skin?

• Oinkment.

20) What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

• A meltdown.

Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends at School

Below, we have compiled the top 20 funniest jokes that will surely bring joy to your friends at School when you share them.

1) How are false teeth like stars?

• They come out at night.

2) What building in your town has the most stories?

• The public library.

3) What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

• Finding half a worm.

4) What is a computer’s favorite snack?

• Computer chips.

5) What did one volcano say to the other?

• I lava you.

6). How do you get a squirrel to like you?

• Act like a nut.

7) How does a scientist freshen her breath?

• With experi-mints.

8) What do you call a dog magician?

• A labracadabrador.

9) Where would you find an elephant?

• The same place you lost her.

10) What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

• A stick.

11) What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

• Thunderwear.

12) Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

• Dill with it.

13) What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

• Time to get a new clock.

14) How does a cucumber become a pickle?

• It goes through a jarring experience.

15) What did one toilet say to the other?

• You look a bit flushed.

16) What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

• The food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.

17) Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

• Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

18) Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

• Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

19) What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

• A tuba toothpaste.

20) Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

• Because she wanted to go to high school.

Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends Knock Knock

 Presented below are the finest 20 hilarious jokes that you can delight your Friends Knock Knock with.

1) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

2) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door

3) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?  

4) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

5) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!  

6) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You tell me!!

7) Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who? Q: Wooden shoe like to know!

8) Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Gladys. A: Gladys, who? Q: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

9) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

10) Knock Knock! Who’s There? Snow! Snow who? Snow laughing matter.

11) Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH…

12) Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?

13) Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken Ken who? Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.

14) Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

15) Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eysore Eysore who? Eysore do love you!  

16) Knock, knock Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!

17) Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep, beep!

18) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

19) Knock, knock Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nun of your business!

20) Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends to Make Them Laugh

Here are the best 20 jokes to tell your friends to make them laugh.

1) What did one wall say to the other?

• I’ll meet you at the corner.

2) Why don’t sharks eat clowns?

• Because they taste funny.

3) A horse walks into a bar.

• The bartender says, “Why the long face?”

4) What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

• Aye matey.

5) What’s black and white and goes round and round?

• A penguin in the washing machine.

6) How do you organize a space party?

• You planet.

7) Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

• It was two tired.

8) Did you hear the rumor about butter?

• Well, I’m not going to spread it.

9) Why did the student eat his homework?

• Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

10) My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex.

• They’re his watch dogs.

11) How do you open a banana?

• With a mon-key.

12) What did one hat say to the other?

• You wait here, I’ll go on ahead.

13) What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?

• Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

14) I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

• Then it hit me.

15) What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

• A stick.

16) What did the full glass say to the empty glass?

• You look drunk.

17) How do you stop a bull from charging?

• Cancel its credit card.

18) What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

• One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

19) Did you hear the one about the roof?

• Never mind, it’s over your head.

20) What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes?

• Sneakers.