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Summer Jokes For Kids
As the school year draws to a close, it may be difficult to comprehend, but it’s almost over. Throughout the year, you and your classmates have put in a lot of effort to acquire new knowledge, overcome difficulties, and commemorate triumphs. However, the end of the school term is approaching, so why not finish on a positive note by entertaining your students with some humorous summer jokes they can enjoy during their extended break? Check out this collection of amusing summer jokes for children that will leave them in stitches.
Funny Summer Jokes For Kids
1. What Has Ears But Still Cannot Hear?
Answer: A cornfield
2. What Does A Pig Say On A Hot Summer Day?
Answer: I am bacon!
3. What Starts At The Green And Ends At Red?
Answer: A watermelon
4. What Did The Newspaper Ask About The Ice Cream?
Answer: What’s the scoop!
5. What Do The Bees Say In Summer?
Answer: It Swarm!
6. Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
Answer: It refused to peel.
7. Why do people swim at saltwater beaches?
Answer: Because pepper beaches would make them sneeze.
8. What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear at the beach?
Answer: A Speedo
9. What’s the most common insect found at the beach?
Answer: A beach buggy.
10. What’s the best day of the week to go to the beach?
Answer: Sunday.
11. What did the ocean say to the lifeguard?
Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
12. What part of the fish weighs the most?
Answer: The scales.
13. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Answer: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
14. How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
Answer: It waves!
15. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!
16. What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Answer: Sand dollars.
17. What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
Answer: A shell phone, of course.
18. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Answer: Long time, no sea.
19. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Answer: Bagels.
20. Why Did The Science Teacher Jump To The Pool?
Answer: To test the water
Hilarious Summer Jokes for Kids
1. What does a shark eat for dinner?
Answer: Fish and ships!
2. Why are fish never good tennis players?
Answer: Because they never get close to the net!
3. What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?
Answer: Croak-o-cola.
4. What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Answer: Long time no sea
5. What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
Answer: A mouse on vacation!
6. What did the grape say when he was stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, he just made a little wine!
7. What race is never run?
Answer: A swimming race.
8. What do you call a snowman in July?
Answer: A puddle!
9. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?
Answer: Because he already had a trunk!
10. What’s the best day to go to the beach?
Answer: SUN day!
11. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Answer: Swimming trunks!
12. Do fish go on vacation?
Answer: No, because they’re always in school!
13. What do you say to a sweaty puppy?
Answer: You are one hot dog!
14. Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
Answer: To get to the other tide!
15. What do sheep do on sunny days?
Answer: Have a baa-baa-cue.
16. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Answer: Because they’re shellfish!
17. Which letter is the coolest?
Answer: Iced t
18. Why do fish like to eat worms?
Answer: Because they get hooked on them!
19. What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?
Answer: A fsh!
20. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
Answer: I’m bacon!
Silly Summer Jokes for Kids
1. Why Don’t The Fish Go On Holiday?
Answer: Because they are always in school.
2. Where Does A Cow Go For Vacation?
Answer: To Moo York
3. What Happens When A Snowman Crosses A Shark?
Answer: Frostbite
4. Which School Teaches You To Make Ice Cream?
Answer: The Sundae school
5. What Would You Call A Dog Standing Outside On A Hot Summer Day?
Answer: Hot-dog
6. What Do The Bees Say In Summer?
Answer: It Swarm!
7. How Can You Prevent The Summer Cold?
Answer: By catching it in winter.
8. Why Do Robots Need Holidays?
Answer: To recharge their batteries.
9. Why Did The Professor Put On His Sunglasses?
Answer: Because his students were bright.
10. Which Letter Is The Coolest One?
Answer: Iced T
11. Which Tree Can Fit In Your Hand?
Answer: Palm tree
12. What Do You Call A Coconut With Sunglasses?
Answer: A coconut on vacation
13. What Is The Father’s Name Of Baby Corn?
Answer: Pop corn
14. Which Animal Likes To Play Baseball?
Answer: A bat
15. How Do You Know That The Ocean Is Friendly?
Answer: Because it waves!
16. What Is The Favorite Summer Food For Ghosts?
Answer: I Scream
17. Which Is The Favorite Picnic Spot Of The Sharks?
Answer: Finland
18. Where Do The Sheep Go For Vacation?
Answer: The Baaaa-hamas
19. What Would You Call A Seagull That Lives Near The Bay?
Answer: A Bagel
20. Why Is Ice Cream Always Invited To All The Parties?
Answer: It’s cool
Cool Jokes For Kids About Summer
1. Why Do The Fishes Live In Saltwater?
Answer: Because they would get sneeze on pepper water
2. What Is The Combination Of An Elephant And A Fish Called?
Answer: A swimming trunk
3. What Does Bread Do On Vacation?
Answer: It loafs around
4. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?
Answer: Because it peels
5. Why Do The Fish Like Worms?
Answer: Because the fish get hooked on the worms.
6. Why Doesn’t The Sun Go To University?
Answer: It already has millions of degrees.
7. What Has Ears But Still Cannot Hear?
Answer: A cornfield
8. What Does A Pig Say On A Hot Summer Day?
Answer: I am bacon!
9. What Starts At The Green And Ends At Red?
Answer: A watermelon
10. What Did The Newspaper Ask About The Ice Cream?
Answer: What’s the scoop!
11. What Do The Mermaids Use To Call Their Friends?
Answer: Shell phones
12. What Do The Detectives Find On A Beach?
Answer: Something fishy!
13. How Can You Differentiate Between A Piano And A Fish?
Answer: You can tune a piano, but you cannot TUNA fish!
14. What Would You Pay For Spending A Day On The Beach?
Answer: Sand dollars
15. Which Sandwich Would You Get On A Beach?
Answer: Peanut butter with some jellyfish
16. Which Is The Favorite Vacation Spot For The Math Teachers?
Answer: Times Square
17. What Does A Toddler Wear For Swimming?
Answer: Pool-ups
18. Why Are The Mountains A Funny Place For Vacation?
Answer: They are hill-arious!
19. Why Didn’t The Oyster Share Its Pearl?
Answer: It’s shellfish!
20. Where do sheep go on vacation?
Answer: The Baaa-hamas.
Knock-Knock Summer Jokes
1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door, hello neighbor!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys summer.
Summer Puns For Kids
1. What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled? – Something a-piers to be wrong.
2. Why did the girl get upset about eating inside? – It was no picnic.
3. What did the seagull say to his kids? – Call me on the shellphone.
4. What did the mom tell her son who wanted to go swimming in the ocean? – Let’s wait and sea!
5. What did the dolphin say to the killer whales? – Let’s find your porpoise.
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